BBGol

2003-04-20T23:03:00.000-07:00

Borowitz is something.

2003-04-20T22:56:00.000-07:00

Don't be ashamed to cry in front of the mirror. Just close your eyes and...

2003-04-20T22:55:00.000-07:00

What a nice pair of boobs?
Would you give me the honor of licking them !

2003-04-20T22:52:00.000-07:00

me-Who cares?
her-Who cares.

2003-04-19T08:02:00.000-07:00

If anything makes you happy, beg for more and don't be shy about it.
I prefer to be embarrassed and happy, rather than proud and sad.

2003-04-19T08:00:00.000-07:00

Erase "Sadness" from your dictionary of life.

2003-04-18T21:34:00.000-07:00

"Life is just one grand sweet song, so start the music."
-Anon.

2003-04-16T11:03:00.000-07:00

How many times have you said this to someone?
" You are much better than me"
Change "better" to "nicer" or "wiser" and count again.

2003-04-16T11:01:00.000-07:00

Stories make sense, real life doesn't.

2003-04-16T10:58:00.000-07:00

If you are a goat and/or a philosopher, you might wanna read this:

2003-04-11T07:59:00.000-07:00

This is joke , ( or is it?):

I've been surfing through some sites about feminism.
Let me tell you that i'm up to here with feminisim.
I just need some courage to take a knife and cut my penis off.
Maybe that'll do it!

2003-04-11T07:53:00.000-07:00

Some people are idiots.
I'm not one of them.

2003-04-11T07:46:00.000-07:00

Everything has a funny side to it , like my big fat juicy butt.

2003-04-11T07:40:00.000-07:00

From "Jenny & The Jaws of Life" by Jincy Willett:

Dear Betty:
You hear from so many unfortunates with serious problems
that i feel a bit ashamed to take up you time this way. I am
an attractive woman of 59, my thighs are perfectly smooth ,
my waist unthickened, I still have both my breasts and all
my teeth, in fact I am two dress sizes smaller that I was at
eighteen. My three grown daughters are intelligent, healthy,
and independent. My husband and I are as much in love as
when we were first married, despite the depth of our familiarity
and the, by now, considerable conflation of our tastes, political
beliefs, preferences in music and art, and, of course, memories.
He still interests and pleasures me, miraculously our sex life
remains joyous, inventive, and mutually fulfilling. I continue to
adore the challenge and variety of my career as an ethnic
dance therapist. We have never had to worry about money.
Our country home is lovely, and very old, and solidly set down
in a place of incomparable,ever shifting beauty. our many friends,
old and new, are delightful people, amusing and wise, and every
one of them honorable and a source of strenght to us.
And yet, with all of this and more, I am frequently very sad, and
cannot rid myself of a growing, formless, yet very real sense of
devastating loss,no less hideous for its utter irrationality.
Forgive me, but does this make any sense to you?
Niobe.

Dear Niobe,
Certainly. You're lying about the sex.
Betty.

2003-03-17T22:20:00.000-08:00

Sun rising.
Son raising.

2003-03-09T02:30:00.000-08:00

Love me when I'm gone cause you can't appericiate the present me.
Yes, that is true.

2003-03-09T02:27:00.000-08:00

Nobody's life is quite free of pain , sorrow , and unhappiness. Isn't it a matter of
learning to live with them rather than avoing them?

2003-03-09T02:24:00.000-08:00

Forget the past
Fuck the future
Walk along the razor's edge of NOW

2003-02-11T10:53:00.000-08:00

I wonder why Adam is considered a prophet.
There was nobody else who he could rob/kill/lie to and etc.
Except his wife though , and then again, there was no other woman so he could cheat on his wife.
This is called subsidized prophecy!

2003-02-11T10:50:00.000-08:00

Thanks! But..

2003-01-30T11:27:00.000-08:00

I've been away for so long. Well , it's been only one month but for me even one month is a long time.
I've been to a few places and met a few people and had a few drinks. Kicked a few asses and was kicked in the ass a few times.
But at the end of the day, i enjoyed this one-month-journey-around-the-globe.
Everytime i travel, it gets harder for me to get used to routine everyday life when i come back.
Is it too naive of me? I don't think so.
When you get used to being in new places and meeting new people , it is hard for you to stick with a limited number of too-ordinary people for a long time.
Can i say that for marriage ? Yes! I once heard ( I guess it was in a movie ) that " the most difficult thing about marriage is that you have to wake up to the same woman every single morning of the rest of your life". When you put it this way , marriage is not appealing at all.
Suggestions? Concerns? Thoughts ?

2002-12-09T11:36:00.000-08:00

Multiple Orgasms.. God's biggest gift to women! Cherish it.

2002-12-09T11:34:00.000-08:00

Bobby,
Don't push it. Whenever you push things too far , the result becomes worse.
BBGol.

2002-12-09T11:33:00.000-08:00

Love is not selective.

2002-10-04T23:35:00.000-07:00

First sign of Manhood:
You start talking to your dick before breakfast !

2002-10-03T07:59:00.000-07:00

According to Toltec tradition , from Mexico, there are four agreements with which you should live by:
* be impeccable with your word
* don't take anything personally
* don't make assumptions
* always do your best

God Bless.

2002-09-21T06:25:00.000-07:00

Hey Bitch!
" If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you "

2002-09-21T06:24:00.000-07:00

Sandwich Generation. Lemonade History.

2002-09-19T04:53:00.000-07:00

Life is too fucking short. Enjoy it while you still can.

2002-09-16T12:25:00.000-07:00

Writing while intoxicated.
Thinking under influense.

2002-09-16T12:22:00.000-07:00

If nonsense makes sense to you , don't overdose again!

2002-09-16T12:20:00.000-07:00

"Taste is the enemy of art"

2002-09-14T07:52:00.000-07:00

I once saw a dog barking at a donkey for no reason.
I thought , who is more stupid?

2002-09-13T11:10:00.000-07:00

-Try to be a man !
-I'm trying . Can't do better!

2002-09-13T11:07:00.000-07:00

Anything is everything if you've got nothing. Smile ! click.

2002-08-30T23:06:00.000-07:00

This is a test ! got it.